guess i’ll watch it tomorrow afternoon after i get off work…and just try to remember to avoid tumblr 

30 Jul 14 @ 11:55 pm  —  reblog
❝ Don’t smoke synthetic pot!
— my mother
30 Jul 14 @ 11:23 pm  —  reblog

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

30 Jul 14 @ 7:49 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
❝ I don’t wanna die by undercooked porn…wait I mean pork!
— my gf
30 Jul 14 @ 7:48 pm  —  reblog
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the-elvish-beatlemaniac:

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

HOW?!?!?!

the-elvish-beatlemaniac:

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

HOW?!?!?!

30 Jul 14 @ 5:48 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

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poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

29 Jul 14 @ 11:18 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#adarose  

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

29 Jul 14 @ 11:15 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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