FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
Of course I signed up for my presentation the day my paper is due as well as the day I take my first Exam in grad school. Because of course I did. And of course it’s the week after I’m out of town for a wedding so will probably get 0 work done.
I feel you on this so much right now. I had the same thing happen to me with one of my online classes. Like professor did you even read my papers? Are you sure?
I mean I knew after I read the other people in my classes essays that I wasn’t gonna fail it or anything (there are only 5 of us) or else the whole class would have failed, but writing it that night I was like I am super unclear as to what she want or if I was writing what she wanted. Apparently I was. Wooooo!
How to decipher meaning for a close-reading paper on a photograph: I don’t know the subject was fucking there, it looked cool, what else do you want??
You ever have one of those days where you’re doing nothing, like just lying on your couch with a TV show on in the background, and you think to yourself “I should probably finish those 6 stories I’m half done writing since I have all this time on my hands right now.”
And then you just continue to lie there for more hours until you’ve wasted most of your day.
"Fuck your vague instructions" paper turned out to be an A….who knew?
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
Say what you want about Donna but to me, she was incredibly insightful, and I still think she was the smartest companion.
she’s the perfect example of someone who was called stupid so many times that she actually believed it
This was porn to me.
this is porn
and then this happened
is that John Barrowman and James Marsters making out
… that is John Barrowman and James Marsers making out